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2:13 PM

A Study in Contrasts

(or Why You Should Vote Republican)

As Republican-Independent-Libertarian-Constitution Party Oregon State Senate candidate Marilyn Kittelman emphatically declares, “The Choice Couldn’t Be More Clear”:

(emphasis mine)

That settles it for me, I’m voting against that burgling, raping, home invading, career politician Floyd Prozanski (or as some like to call him, that Democrat Floyd Prozanski).

I’m not actually, influenced politically by this mailer sent to my home on a Saturday afternoon.  I’m kind of befuddled though.  Doesn’t Marilyn’s campaign know the “tough on crime” meme is most effective when you give the criminals a name, a la Willie Horton?

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9:19 AM

Spillster Nation

NBC’s Tom Costello interviews BP Coo Doug Sutles:

TOM: “I think a lot of Americans are surprised that here we are dealing with the biggest oil disaster in US history, yet we’re relying on technology to clean it up that is 30, 40, 50 years old. Has the technology to clean up a spill just simply not advanced, and if not, why not?”

DOUG: “Tom, I’m not the expert on technology, but I think events like this typically advance the technology by leaps and bounds.”

TOM: “We’re still relying on booms, still rely on skippers and on shovels. 40 years after the [IXTOC] spill in the Gulf of Mexico, why don’t you have giant vacuum sucking tubes? Why don’t you have the most high tech, 21st century response to this?”

DOUG: “Tom, I think that part of the reason is there have been so few and big spills. The events haven’t driven the technology change that’s out there. I think this event probably will.”

For all of the outrage that this spill has generated, outrage towards big oil, towards incompetent regulators, towards government in general, it shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that Americans blindly believed that a disaster of this magnitude couldn’t happen.

What’s more is the strength of inertia is on full display during this disaster.

Obama responds in the same way all other elected officials have – declaring a moratorium on new offshore drilling. Congress kicks into shit-storm response mode, with politicians taking every opportunity to show exactly how mad they are (only words, mind you). Oil interests (BP primarily, but not solely) have immediately kicked into damage control mode – not the kind of real importance but rather a PR based sort of damage control, and meanwhile continue to flaunt the reckless expansion of drilling into deeper waters. Americans and their media bastions have gotten red-faced and have literally had a field day picking and choosing who to be fuming mad at over this spill. Some have chosen the private industry and profiteers who have gained the most from the flagrant drilling of oil to be the target of their ire, while others declared Obama’s cool composure to be the culprit and still others pointed towards the scandal-ridden, publicly-shamed and broken regulatory agency charged with overseeing the entirety of off-shore drilling.

But no one seems willing to picket outside of their local gas station and display the same anger toward our fellow citizens who are so choosing to live a petrol-based lifestyle, despite the demand it creates for perpetual oil production. No one is picketing Monsanto or Archer Daniels Midland for their short-sighted commandeering of an agricultural system that uses 10 calories of petrol-based energy to create 1 calorie of food energy. No one is organizing marches on the suburbs to protest the role they play in supporting an un-sustainable, petrol dependent America.

But then again, it is clear (to me at least) that Americans don’t actually want to change.

We just want an easy scapegoat. We just want someone to blame, so we can feel better and move on. Our media drives this narrative, but they didn’t create it. Our fellow citizens soak up this sort of cut and dry version of reality, lest they have to admit their role in the problems of our time. It really is an easy choice to be able to tune out the world around you, to succumb to the delusions of privilege and adhere to the standard mode of American politicking, indignation, and repose.

This is one of the biggest national issues in the last decade, having dominated the news for almost 2 months, but we as a nation continue to deal with it using the same foibles that have defined American life and American politics for 30, 40, 50 years.

So when this well (hopefully) stops bleeding out, when all the emails and press releases from political organizations have found some new hot topic, when BP fades from daily life and adopts a new moniker, when Obama’s personality or politics is front and center in another media narrative explaining away the problems of our country – the question remains:

Has our collective capacity to solve problems just simply not advanced? And if not, why not?

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9:02 AM

Dropping the Guise

For all the serious people who are involved in this oil spill, there sure is a lot of inane behavior amongst them. BP tops that list, but really, what’s new?

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
The Spilling Fields – BP Ad Campaign
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11:04 AM

The Spill Reaches Chicago

[graffiti in Chicago shows the Northern Gannet, enshrined as the first oiled bird recovered by BP]

The Deepwater Horizon oil rig that exploded and sank on April 20, 2010 and has since spilled millions of gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico is an absolute enigma. Even after following this story for the 4+ weeks since it surfaced, I have yet to find anyone who can speak with certainty about this spill, or its fallout.

How much oil is actually leaking? What are the real costs of this disaster, and what are the real costs of the fossil fuels we consume? What does it mean for the future of the US’s energy policy? What are the policy implications of elected officials in Florida and Louisiana saying they no longer support off-shore drilling? Will there be a calcified “drill, baby, drill” cult, unmoved by this catastrophe?

Most importantly though – how will we ever wean ourselves off oil if our politicians, leaders of industry, government, and citizenry stomach this spill?

Yet, there remains good (?) news on the horizon.

Interior Secretary Ken Salazar is keeping the pressure on BP to clean up their mess, saying in response to BP’s elated statements that an attempt to stem the flow of oil out of the gushing well is (finally) working, that the technique is “not a solution to the problem and it is not yet clear how successful it may be…we will not rest until BP permanently seals the well head, the spill is cleaned up, and the communities and natural resources of the Gulf Coast are restored and made whole.”

That is it for the (somewhat) good news. Here is yet the bad news:

Researchers from the National Institute for Undersea Science and Technology said they had detected the slicks lurking just beneath the surface of the sea and at depths of 4,000ft (1,200m).

Samantha Joye, a marine science professor at the University of Georgia, said: “It could take years, possibly decades, for the system to recover from an infusion of this quantity of oil and gas.

“We’ve never seen anything like this before. It’s impossible to fathom the impact.”

Chemical dispersants BP has been dumping underwater may be preventing the oil from rising to the top of the ocean, the scientists said.

The find suggests the scale of the potential environmental disaster is much worse than previously feared…Some scientists cast doubt on BP’s estimate of the oil flow rate, saying the widely repeated figure of 5,000 barrels per day dramatically understates the real amount.

…Mississippi has become the third US state to have traces of oil wash up on its coast, along with Louisiana and Alabama.The spill is threatening to eclipse the 1989 Exxon Valdez leak off Alaska as America’s worst environmental disaster. (BBC 5/17/10) [emphasis added]

Welcome to the 21st century, I suppose.

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7:59 PM

Principles, Shminciples

Hopping aboard the ever widening platform of principled arguments espoused by the GOP comes this new whopper – persons without judicial experience (circuit, appeals, Federal, etc.) have no place on the Supreme Court.

Rather clearly, this principled argument is being levied against the likes of Elena Kagan, the Obama Administration’s Solicitor General and nominee to replace Justice John Paul Stevens on the Supreme Court.

But I shall not waste any time getting to the meat of this, and for such an effort I will yield the floor to Rachel Maddow, who will offer some Helpful Hints for Hypocrites:

For the record, I think principled arguments are very important in politics. Principles are a direct reflection of the value systems that they claim to represent, and thus do wonders in communicating political thoughts to a society. But does it not immediately negate the premise of principled arguments for them to be so easily disproved as un-principled? To put it another way, does the fact that these principled arguments by GOPers are so easily proven to be political calculations contradict these politician’s prerogative to espouse their principles in Congress?

This is just me, but if I can prove someone to be lying, their integrity is thrown out the door – a fairly open-shut instance of a dishonest politician for that matter.

Do you think that Congressional Republicans will feel the same way after November though, in that, will they continue to support their un-principled hypocritical minority leader Mitch McConnell when they realize how much YouTube fodder his shenanigans create?

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11:59 AM

Beyond Patronage

As if news of an increasingly threatening oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico isn’t bad enough on its own, we now get to revel in the inane plans to stop the spill conjured up by BP:

“British firm BP will make a second attempt this week to seal the oil well.

An attempt to drop a huge box on to the leak failed at the weekend and BP will now try to cap it with a smaller box.

The energy giant is also expected to try to plug the well using rubbish like tyres and golf balls,” (BBC 5/11/10)

And, for our added delight, we can also observe the child-like bickering of each responsible party (BP, Halliburton, Transocean), as they appeared before the Senate this morning, each of which apparently figures that their best course of action is to shift blame to someone else:

“The Deepwater Horizon rig that blew up in the Gulf of Mexico on 20 April was owned and operated by drilling firm Transocean, but leased by BP.

The head of BP America told the Senate hearing he had reason to believe a critical safety device called a blowout protector had been modified, reports news agency Reuters.

Lamar McKay also noted the 450-tonne device was owned by Transocean.

But Transocean’s boss said there was no reason to believe its blowout protector had been at fault, as he pointed the finger at BP.

“Offshore oil and gas production projects begin and end with the operator, in this case BP,” said chief executive Steven Newman.

He also pinned blame on the failure of a cement oil-well casing, built by BP contractor Halliburton.

But Halliburton executive Tim Probert argued his firm had followed all requirements set out by BP and industry practices.”

What amazes me is not the unique nature of this oil spill, or the originality of these executive’s techniques in front of a pissed-off Congress, rather, I’m amazed by the fact that Halliburton continues to get jobs while millions of Americans and thousands of other American businesses languish – I mean, if a group of scoundrels (KBR) that were oh so willing to defraud the government during a war are still being hired to do “honest” work, what hope is there for the American economy? Well, to refine that, what hope is there for the integrity of the American economy? And furthermore, why aren’t the tea partiers jumping down these bastard’s throats? For all of their outrage in the past year, they seem to blankly stare at the face of corporate corruption.

This example of the oil executive’s willingness to game the system, cover their asses and cut their losses shows how predominant laissez-faire remains within our country’s and government’s consciousness. It isn’t even a risk for these cats to put on a straight face and tell whatever version of the facts they wish, because they have extremely-well paid lawyers on their side who coach them in precisely how to best pull the blanket over Congress’ head. Its just like with Goldman Sachs recently. Where even though it was painfully obvious that the corporation’s lawyer had instructed their clients to stall, meander, play dumb and otherwise waste Congress’ (and the taxpayer’s) time, they stayed within the legal bounds of how one can lie under oath.

Congress and the American people know this to be the case. Sen. Susan Collins asserted during the Goldman Sachs hearing that she was certain the bank execs strategy was one of running out the clock. Today, Sen. John Barrasso reacts to BP, Halliburton and Transocean’s Congressional testimony as such, “”I hear one message – don’t blame me. Shifting the blame game doesn’t get us very far.”

We know these tactics to be tried and true for Corporate America, but we continue to give them a platform upon which to be upheld as honest and truthful, and our media continues to disseminate the corporate talking points impartially and under the guise that each news story has to have fair and balanced view points represented. This is not only frustrating as an observer and quasi-participant in the system, but as a human being. Corporations are not people and should receive no special treatment or deference, nor should the people who run corporations be upheld as inherently valuable or irreplaceable for that matter. Privilege should not beget priority in our system, but it often does.

The critical question in examining how our country can move beyond patronage is one that focuses on Congress: will they punish those whose transgressions befell enormous consequences for the larger population, or will they just as soon yield their own power to those with privilege?

I’ve never been an ideologue. Some find it impossible to move forward without adhering to ideologically drawn boundaries and paths, but it becomes similarly improbable that such adherence to ideology has a chance of creating positive consequences for society when one acknowledges that the world does not turn upon an ideology.

Government services play an important role in keeping the machinations of society running with the least possible conflict. The consequences of such action are readily apparent to some, though often the benefits become misconstrued through the lens of wealth and power. The most ideological thing about me stems from my inclination that government owes the least amount of aid/service to those who are wealthy, and this is similarly reflected in the propensity of wealthy folks to argue on ideological terms about the folly of social services. Indeed, this thinking begins to imply that those who are wealthy owe a certain amount of dues to the economy/government that created the circumstances in which their success could be realized. As may be expected, this social democratic perspective on taxes reinforces their necessity within society at large and relegates generic complaints about taxes to a position of “non-issue” in my mind.

If only there weren’t such glaring contradictions in the pursuit of what is oh so endearingly spun as “tax relief”, maybe this would be a serious issue that could have the propensity to improve people’s lives. But right now state governments are folding, unemployment coffers are emptying and only one state in this nation has been smart enough to enact a forward thinking policy to protect its citizens from the undulations and uncertainty of our economy. That state is Oregon, which recently passed the single largest tax increase in the state’s history (enacted by state-wide ballot initiative), and because of the tax increase vital public services like schools and health care facilities have been protected from an otherwise disruptive budget shortfall.

This is a topic of particular worth right now because of the lip-service that politicians are now required to pay to “combating the deficit/debt”. Especially with the media spinning the GOP’s shadow budget as something without precedent, a budget that finally attempts to seriously reduce the deficit and debt, it is all the more important to realize the effect tax revenues have on our government’s long-term viability. To suggest that current revenues in comparison to outlays of spending is unsustainable is a fair criticism, but this criticism often draws observers to falsely conclude that the issue can be resolved by spending less. This theory however, which has been co-opted by Tea Partier and GOPer alike, neglects to consider the inability of government bureaucrats to foresee the future accurately. Every time taxes are cut, politicians are gambling on public services and riding on unsubstantiated ideological claims.

Even Obama’s tax cut for 95% of working families played right into the hands of an ideologue’s fantasy. He justified it by adopting that old conservative catch phrase of “tax relief” and positioned the tax cut as being a necessary measure to provide economic stimulus (because remember these tax cuts comprised 55% of the overall budgeted spending for the Recovery Act). But working families already pay rather low taxes. Furthermore, it is ludicrous to propagate a framework that infers a working family’s economic woes can be alleviated by cutting some taxes. These tax cuts will do nothing to help homeowners in distress, or people who are out of work or underemployed. Rather contrarily, the tax cuts have put an excess burden on our federal government to cut spending on the exact social services that would be so helpful to such struggling families.

Namely, unemployment insurance has been put in jeopardy. Many states have no money left to provide this service and are increasingly relying upon the federal government to take responsibility, thus increasing debt/deficit. It must have been really hard for people to foresee that a recession where hundreds of thousands of people are losing their jobs would result in an increased demand for/reliance upon unemployment insurance. Nonetheless, precipitous complaints about tax burden all throughout the last 30 years continue to yield a tax scheme that famously allowed Warren Buffet to pay less in taxes than his secretary. All along the way though, hope was reserved for the day when facts would trickle in showing the positive economic effect of tax cuts, hope for vindication of conservative ideologies.

Conservative politicians have no shame in continuing to promote the centrality of taxation in their attempts to govern. These promises they sling produce nothing more than a false understanding of how the government effects the economy and how the economy effects individuals, bolstering false hopes of some magical tax rate that will create jobs for all and mark the end of poverty forever. If only the government was smaller, they say. If only it spent less money, if only it collected less taxes, if only it left the markets alone, everything would be better. Taxes oppress freedom, taxes restrict liberty, only markets can be trusted.

The fact remains though, that none of this is true, at least not demonstrably so. Empty promises, when bought wholesale, inflate despot regimes and thus is the story of modern conservative economics. Even when given their clean slate upon which to experiment with an ideological hypothesis, in Chile, Argentina, South Africe, Poland and Russia, free peoples were necessarily silenced as a means to enact the policies necessary. Upon their fruition, after state assets were sold to the lowest, most well-connected bidder, and after markets were made uninhibited by things like wages laws and workplace safety laws, these populations continue to wait for signs that this ideology and its proponents were working in society’s interest. Those signs haven’t come though.

The same story is true in the US. The chorus of the faithful continue to promote the centrality of tax cuts to economic growth, the centrality of deregulation to individual freedom. Less people have been silenced in violent ways, but economic dissent is largely ignored. Even a president’s successful efforts to stop the worst of the insurance industry’s abuses perpetrated on consumers is slandered as apocalyptic, tyrannical and (to put it in ideological terms) socialist. The reality of how those efforts to stop the abuses allowed by the upholding of individual freedom through deregulation will benefit the lives of millions of Americans does not enter into the equation in the mind of ideologues.

So for the rest of this year, Americans will be forced to listen to a re-arbitration of a decades long debate that finally resulted in reform. This upcoming debate however, will be terribly biased and based on an unwavering tendency to inflate pre-conceived notion with sound logical reasoning supported by fact. We’ve seen it in the almost instantaneous reflex by the GOP to assert their position as “Repeal”. They proclaim that Obamacare is ushering in an end to individual freedom, they assert falsehoods about taxes and their effects, all with the hopes of silencing the possibility that government can legislate for the public good. The funny thing about all this health care related freaking out by conservatives is that it rests upon such a wobbly foundation that assumes a democratically enacted piece of legislation, that emerged in direct response to abuses perpetrated by industry, has the ability to usurp the constitution.  Various State Attorney Generals have made very clear that this is their view of health care reform, as is evidence by their attempts to sue the Federal Government to prevent a law from being enforced in their state. Pointless, self-interested or not, this has become the nature of minority-status politics in the 21st century (I refer not to racial or social minorities, but political/institutional minorities, ie the GOP).

My focus upon ideology and its habit of contaminating the political waters, while focused upon the outright hypocrisy and shamelessness of endless tax-cut platforms, extends to liberal ideologies as well. Hell, why attach contrived labels to this discussion, it extends to all ideologies.

I cannot recall a single historical instance of an ideology being infallible. Communism fell. Socialism flounders. Libertarianism went out with electricity. Capitalism implodes economies and takes citizens and governments with it. Don’t even get me started on the ideologies adjacent to theocracy, as they basically can be blamed for every instance of monarchy, empire, and all the other atrocities that mark the pre-enlightenment era and that continue to punctuate modern history.

So what in the world propels otherwise rational beings to submit to the constraints of ideology?

This question plagues me. It has no easy answer, beyond the assumption that ideologies take advantage of some common desire within humans to categorically understand the world around them. But that assumption really doesn’t explain why political ideologies survive so strongly. It explains why scientific endeavors are perpetually undertaken, but that science rests upon an ability to find, classify, reproduce and simulate factual realities. Political ideologies auspiciously rest without that burden of fact.

Let us drop the pretenses within which our political dialog exists. Let us stop prescribing for our future the tired, failed ideas of our past. Let us again raise skepticism of ideologues to the forefront of our national consciousness and propel forward an era of honesty, research and evaluation in our politics.

Did I mention that I loathe the ideologue?

In the latest update to the fate of HR 3221, The Student Aid and Fiscal Responsibility Act, we see the Senate is toeing the inertia line.

While plans to include a version of HR 3221 as part of a reconciliation package alongside health care reform are indeed being discussed among Senate leaders, 6 Democratic senators seem willing to continue allowing private lenders suckle at the tit of the federal government and have expressed their intent to do so in a letter to Majority Leader Harry Reid. These 6 include: Jim Webb (D-VA), Mark Warner (D-VA), Bill Nelson (D-FL), Ben Nelson (D-NE), Blanche Lincoln (D-AR), and Thomas Carper (D-DE). Many of these jobs that the 6 senators claim to be concerned about as a product of this bill’s passage would actually be untouched, as many of these lender’s employees do work for the federal government originating and servicing loans from the Direct Loan program. So the concern for jobs as elucidated by the senators of 6 should be read as concern for the profits of those big lenders.

With the House bill slated at reducing federal direct spending by more than 13$ billion in 2014, it is somewhat understandable that the private student lending industry has spent so many millions of dollars lobbying the Senate to protect their profits. But they still are a source of government waste. They are middlemen profiting off of the government’s investment in higher education, middlemen which rationally and demonstrably have no reason to be a part of the investment.

Those 6 senators acquiescing to the desires of bank executives aren’t the end of this bill though. They leave 53 more Democrats and Independents who can hopefully think for themselves and do whats right for the future of higher education in this country.

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11:56 PM

McCain ’08 Nightmares

‘‘Enemy Belligerent Interrogation, Detention, and Prosecution Act of 2010’’.

Brr…I think a cold chill just swept through the room. Can you hear the war drums beating towards Iran?

Back to reality in year 2 of the Obama administration though.

McCain unveiled this radical piece of legislation while providing the wisdom that only a Senator as old and as wise as he can provide:

“Mr. President, I rise to introduce legislation that sets forth a clear, comprehensive policy for the detention, interrogation and trial of enemy belligerents who are suspected of engaging in hostilities against the United States.  This legislation seeks to ensure that the mistakes made during the apprehension of the Christmas Day bomber, such as reading him a Miranda warning, will never happen again and put Americans’ security at risk…

..A key provision of this bill is that it would prohibit a suspected enemy belligerent from being provided with a Miranda warning and being told he has a right to a lawyer and a right to refuse to cooperate.  I believe that an overwhelming majority of Americans agree that when we capture a terrorist who is suspected of carrying out or planning an attack intended to kill hundreds if not thousands of innocent civilians, our focus must be on gaining all the information possible to prevent that attack or any that may follow from occurring.  Under these circumstances, actionable intelligence must be our highest priority and criminal prosecution must be secondary…

…Mr. President, deliberate mass attacks that intentionally target hundreds of innocent civilians are an act of war and should not be dealt with in the same manner as a robbery.  We must recognize the difference.  If we don’t, our response will be hopelessly inadequate.  We should not be providing suspected terrorists with Miranda warnings and defense lawyers.  Instead, the priority and focus must be on isolating and neutralizing the immediate threat and collecting intelligence to prevent another attack…I believe the handling of the Christmas Day bomber – including the law enforcement focus and the decision to read a Miranda warning after only 50 minutes of interrogation– demand that Congress and the Administration first address the issue which is most crucial to our national security. ” (Mar. 4th, 2010)

For a taste of what exactly Senator McCain prescribes to lessen the burden of those pesky civil liberties, continue past the jump or read it for yourself in its entirety here. Keep Reading »

This is just one example of Beck’s paltry skill. For many more examples of his obliquely crass, chalk-board aided diatribes, see here.

Considering the incomprehensible nature of all these charts Beck draws, I continue to wonder why anyone lets him waste air-time and money to continue to feature said charts. More confoundedly though, I continue to wonder exactly how Beck thinks that these charts help him make an argument.

I like to feature examples of illustrations, charts, diagrams that communicate information particularly well; however, we should consider this as a study in contrasts. It pains me though to realize that these ridiculously poor-quality, partisan and propagandist diagrams continue to receive more validation and exposure than many of the more credible, factual ones out there. Its like the Republicans lame attempt at satire when they created that diagram of the health care legislation – do they really think this is helping their cause, to exhibit exactly how they’ve been spending their time and effort, making charts that communicate nothing while distorting the facts that were used to create said chart?

Well, I guess I answered my own question – of course distorting the facts surrounding health care helps Republicans!

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6:40 PM

Merger Madness

An overview of Sen. Franken’s distrust of all things Comcast & NBC (particularly Comcast CEO Brian Roberts and NBC president Jeff Zucker). We begin with the Senator’s introductory statement:

Indeed.

On to the question and answer portion of our broadcast :

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8:03 PM

Shame (or lack thereof)

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I sincerely dislike people who lie when it matters. It matters when such lies are propagated by those with the power to effect other people’s lives. Some do it so shamelessly, without a flinching glare of remorse. Collins knew better. I’m not really sure what she had to gain from being the mouthpiece for the GOP’s new meme, but I do know what she has to lose.

We all kind of expect this sort of business though. While Collin’s claims were disreputable, unprofessional and plain deceitful, they didn’t come as much of a surprise. Leaves one to wonder what that implies about our society, our political culture; how the blatant propagandizing and demagoguery casts its shadow upon our collective notion of what to expect.

This whole segment reminded me greatly of Salman Rushdie’s novel “Shame”, the first novel I read after going through an extended phase of non-fiction reading. At one point, Rushdie chooses to advance his ruminations on exactly where all that extra, un-felt shame goes in this world:

“Where do you imagine they go? – I mean emotions that should have been felt, but were not – such as regret for a harsh word, guilt for a crime, embarrassment, propriety, shame? – Imagine shame as a liquid, let’s say a sweet fizzy tooth-rotting drink, stored in a vending machine. Push the right button and a cup plops down under a pissing stream of the fluid. How to push the button? Nothing to it. Tell a lie, sleep with a white boy, get born the wrong sex. Out flows the bubbling emotion and you drink your fill … but how many human beings refuse to follow these simple instructions! Shameful things are done: lies, loose living, disrespect for one’s elders, failure to love one’s national flag, incorrect voting at elections, over-eating, extramarital sex, autobiographical novels, cheating at cards, maltreatment of womenfolk, examination failures, smuggling, throwing one’s wicket away at the crucial point of a Test Match: and they are done shamelessly. Then what happens to all that unfelt shame? What of the unquaffed cups of pop? Think again of the vending machine. The button is pushed; but then in comes the shameless hand and jerks away the cup! The button-pusher does not drink what was ordered; and the fluid of shame spills, spreading in a frothy lake across the floor.

But we are discussing an abstract, an entirely ethereal vending machine; so into the ether goes the unfelt shame of the world. Whence, I submit, it is siphoned off by the misfortunate few, janitors of the unseen, their souls the buckets into which squeegees drip what-was-spilled. We keep such buckets in special cupboards. Nor do we think much of them, although they clean up our dirty waters.” (Rushdie, Shame 124)